If you recognized that quote from "Blue Hawaii," you're at the right place!
I've seen these two older WolfieToon coloring pages around the Web--
and the joke is always, "Wow, these are not for children!"
Well, DUH.
But obviously the cartoons attracted and intrigued these Websters enough that they felt compelled to save and share and remark!
So I thought I'd supply you with some other black-and-white Wolfie cartoons to color!
You can use computer graphics, or print 'em out for paints, crayons, colored pencils, Jell-O pudding, whatever your favorite medium is.
First, my parody of a Romance Novel Cover. This woman is on the path to a paddling, with a heart-shaped fanny smacker!
And here we are in the studio of a fella who paints Romance Novel Covers! I'm not sure if his models chose this pose themselves, or if he directed it, but it seems that it'll work just fine in any case!
Now a playful swat in the yard that might lead to a lot more!!
At first blush there wouldn't seem to be enough to color in this man's point-of-view over-his-knee shot-- but besides sexy shading, think of all the different colors, decorations, little cartoon animals and so forth you could make on her adorable panty seat!
So there you are, lots of fun, concentrated activity that will relieve stress and help you feel happier!
If perchance you'd like to send a photo or scan of your artwork, I'll post it here with credits of your choice!
You can send it dwolfeman 2002 @ yahoo . com, but put all that together. I inserted those spaces to avoid Web Spider Problems.
Enjoy!!