From the 1930 movie "Follow Through," Ms Zelma O'Neal (no relation) sings the Imp Anthem-- "I Want To Be Bad!"
Of course, we all know that, Now as Then, such Naughty Impulses must be properly addressed!
Especially is your Imp is improperly dressed.
No, no, no, not like that at all! That's always good. I mean, like wearing girdles during a spanking:
(And you know she did that on purpose, girdles are really hard to find these days!!)
Or like stealing your fella's favorite T-shirt and then getting it all stretched out of shape.
Or breaking Tops' Toys
Or, for that matter, breaking Tops.
Or carelessly wearing very expensive jewelry to Pottery Class.
Or spying on the neighbors like Gladys Kravitz..
Or sneaking off for a snooze when you're supposed to be doing outdoor chores.
Or cutting off the tops of Van Johnson's socks and trying to make him believe you're too young to know that was wrong.
So-- you Imps had better play your cards right
Or the Gobble-uns Wolfies'll git ya
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
