Ohhhh,
Casper the Kinky Ghost!
The kinkiest ghost you know!
Though Vanilla Types
think that he ain't right,
the Spankees all love him so!
He's horny, don'tcha know,
for a loving bit of tanning!
He'll give a warm, red glow
to any cutie's little fanny!
Dull Folks don't understand
why OTK is the most!
But Spankees know,
and they love him so,
Casper the Kinky Ghost!!
(The original)