So how ya doin'with all this, Binky?
Are your best beloved beginning to become too bothersome to bear?
Have your favorite foods lost their luster?
Is even FaceTime with Gramma taking a discouraging turn?
Well, fret not, faithful friend (or feckless foe), a respite is here!
Just tune your personal TV receivers--
any model--
to WOFY-TV
and thrill to a lost Beach Monster classic from 1962!!
Yes, 1962, when Poodles wore People Skirts
and Wolfman Jack was spinning the hits on your car radio
and girls wrestled gorillas in the Passion Pit (the Drive-In Movie Theater)
And sparkling clean dishes put a sparkle in everyone's eyes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, in 3D, if your glass is full enough--
Hm, I think that's Larken obstructing my view of the--
Well, you know what, I don't think I mind.
Well, anyway, I hope these chuckles helped!
Remember, it could always be worse!!
EEK!
