Yes, I was born fifty-eight years ago today and have begun practicing for all the Ol' Coot Roles:
Curmudgeons are a vital and valuable part of Society,
and although one doesn't have to be a Geezer to be a Curmudgeon,
it tends to be more common.
So now I'll do Character Roles,
but in my heart I still play the Lead.
I'm sure every Imp thinks of me that way, too, yes?
Well, then, I wonder how they do view me?
(Those, by the way, are 'toons Brandy Golden asked me to do for the Western-themed Yahoo Group "Bratsville, Spankville County" a bunch of years ago.)
So, all right, I'll play the Crusty But Lovable Ol' Coot you encounter out and about.
Watch yourself.