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More Snow Business!
There's ice and snow and dreary grayness all over the place-- so I figured we could turn No Fun into--!
View ArticleWolfie's Familiar Quotations
Springrose said, and I quote, "That girl just looks like she really deserves to be spanked!"Horatio Jamison: "Quotes, unquotes, and quotes."Captain Spaulding: That's three quotes?Horatio Jamison:...
View ArticlePublic Contact
I've always been told the Traffic Enforcement Division does not have a "quota" of citations officers are required to give, but "public contact" is strongly encouraged.
View ArticleWood He? Gladly!
Apparently today, on this most unremarkable of all alleged holidays, Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil and his cousins Woody Woodchuck, Wilbert WhistlePig, and Larry B. LandBeaver emerged from their...
View ArticleWolfie's Swimsuit Special!
Somebody told me that sports magazine isn't going to do their swimsuit spectacular until May, and I say-- what the heck?!Isn't the whole idea to have some anticipatory warmth to get through the last of...
View ArticleHeart and Heavy!
If you go into the shops today, you'd better go in disguise.No, I mean, you might find this card where you least expect it!(Dern Kids!!)You'll find lots of cards out there now!Say what now?She wants...
View ArticlePlaytime!
Behold, I bring you tidings of hope and joy!Believe it or not, this nasty, wintry mess will be gone at some point soon, and we'll be able to go outside and play!Thus:
View ArticleThe End At The End of the Rainbow!
Ah, sure and it's the reds of the spectrum that'll be showing most clearly now!
View ArticleDave The Magic Wolfie!
Several years ago, Larken touched my heart and funny bone at the same time with this "Puff" Parody! She even sent me a recording of her singing it, with guitar accompaniment! It's one of my most...
View ArticleNew Reruns
Like the man said, "any book you haven't read before is a new one!" So there might be someone cruising along here for whom these Teenaged 'Toons from the Wolfie Files are spankin' new! I really like...
View ArticleHappy Holiday Weekend!
Y'know, I never did any Passover-related WolfieToons. I never thought there was anything appropriate. But, then, maybe: "What makes this night different from all others? " "Oh, nothing, I guess! Heh...
View ArticleDo You Remember?
Ah, the emotions! The excitement! The uncertainties amid the thrill of discovery!Was it a birthday? Was it some some giggling horseplay? Was it giggling foreplay?Do you recall your first time fondly?
View ArticleWhat Tha?
Once before (in fact, here!) I facetiously suggested that Kurt Schaffenberger could have made that (in)famous Lois Lane comic book spanking panel sexier.But, all seriousness aside, they deliberately...
View ArticleWhat The Butler Saw (And Did)
A book of new WolfieToons has been started and stalled several times over the last three years or so. There are a dozen I've been "saving," but decided this morning, what the hell, let's turn one...
View ArticlePuns And Buns, Number One
And a very big thank you to Mr, Richard Windsor for his very kind remarks on WolfieToons at THIS POST at "The House of Richard Windsor!"
View ArticlePuns and Buns, Cartoon the Second
"Gasp! Wolfie, that's shocking! Showing that fellow's bare chest and all!"
View ArticleAnd Now For Something Completely Subversive
Found "Circus Antics" in my files. It's probably the weirdest WolfieToon you've ever seen, or are likely to.Is it funny? Possibly. Is it erotic? Unlikely. What it is, though, is a...
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