My Favorite Things!

May 29, 2017, 2:09 am

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(Sung to the tune of the same title from "The Sound of Music," with apologies to Rodgers and Hammerstein!)

Yoga pants, tight shorts

and swimsuits so scanty,

PJ's and short skirts

and all kinds of panties

showing cute bottoms

that all need a sting!

These are a few of my

favorite things!

Blue jeans and sweat pants

with drawstrings so handy,

all with a snug fit

for fine little fannies!

Dresses so nice

as they shimmer and cling!

These are a few of my

favorite things!

Over my lap I love

watching her wriggle!

My spanks make her squirmy,

she'll holler and giggle!

A warm, rosy glow

to her hiney I'll bring!

These are a few of my

favorite things!

When my blog bites,

when my jokes stink,

when my drawing's sad--

I simply remember my favorite things--

and then I don't feel so bad!!

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The Pastiche That Failed-- Or, Improving It Until It Sucks

May 29, 2017, 4:02 am

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PREVIOUSLY ON "DAVE WOLFE WHO DOES WOLFIETOONS"--

I ran on and on about one of my favorites, Mr. Dan DeCarlo-

(Here's his photo from his WW II Days!)

who began his cartooning career at Timely Comics-- later called Marvel Comics-- doing mags like "Millie the Model,""Sherry the Showgirl," and "Nellie the Nurse," among others. Editor-in-chief Stan Lee was the writer.

Dan tried some newspaper strips with Stan and finally wound up over at MLJ comis-- AKA as the Archie Comics Group. Dan's style was very similar to the original artist, Bob Montana, and soon became one of the Archie stars. In fact, he did a huge number of the covers and eventually became the "House Style" the newer artists were told to emulate.

Dan created "Sabrina the Teen-Age Witch," and "Josie," named for his wife! Jose later got some Pussycats.

In the early 60's Dan picked up some extra dough doing one-panel cheesecake cartoons for publisher Martin Goodman's line of men's humor digests. (Goodman was also the Marvel Comics publisher.) Dan's work was among the classiest, if not THE classiest in those little mags. You've seen most of these, I bet.

(If for some reason you HAVEN'T run across these, the line in the Hillbilly cartoon is, "I know I deserve a spanking, Pa, but can't Clem do it?" That's the joke I stole, as you'll see below. Well, it wasn't theft, it was a Tribute.)

Mr. DeCarlo would attend the comic conventions in the 80's and often did sketches. Semi-Naughty sketches, with a twinkle in his eye!

The sad end of the story is, the bosses at Archie Comics fired Dan when he sued for his part of the dough from the Sabrina and Josie shows and movies. He lost the first big court case and was trying again, working for other comics companies when he got pneumonia, and then died of a heart attack at the age of 82. Both his sons, who had followed him into the comics biz, had died before him!

But some form of justice will arise, as it did in various ways for Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, Bill Finger, and even Jack Kirby.

Meanwhile...

Back when "Discipline & Desire" was still alive, I thought I'd do a pastiche, a tribute to Dan's Timely Comics and the cheesecake cartoons.

However, I started going far afield and the end result wasn't very Dan at all.

Perhaps I'll do another and better later! Stay tuned!

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Happy 4th! And 5th, 6th, 7th...

July 1, 2017, 10:24 pm

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Hi, Kids!

Here's some Patriotic Patting!

Strike up the band! Or the band leader, anyway!

Notice the excited onlooker in the background. "This ONE time, at BAND camp..."

There's lots of heat and sparks everywhere on the 4th of July, especially when mishaps land misses on laps!

Of course, we all remember the tails, er, the tales of how this all began

Har! I get it!

Oh, no, I guess SHE got it!

And so did the mischievous gal with the cute, round fanny and rather obtuse neighbor!

I hope your holiday is Wolfieriffic!!

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"This Is Something That's Gonna Make Us Both Feel A Lot Better!"

July 29, 2017, 2:36 pm

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If you recognized that quote from "Blue Hawaii," you're at the right place!

I've seen these two older WolfieToon coloring pages around the Web--

and the joke is always, "Wow, these are not for children!"

Well, DUH.

But obviously the cartoons attracted and intrigued these Websters enough that they felt compelled to save and share and remark!

So I thought I'd supply you with some other black-and-white Wolfie cartoons to color!

You can use computer graphics, or print 'em out for paints, crayons, colored pencils, Jell-O pudding, whatever your favorite medium is.

First, my parody of a Romance Novel Cover. This woman is on the path to a paddling, with a heart-shaped fanny smacker!

And here we are in the studio of a fella who paints Romance Novel Covers! I'm not sure if his models chose this pose themselves, or if he directed it, but it seems that it'll work just fine in any case!

Now a playful swat in the yard that might lead to a lot more!!

At first blush there wouldn't seem to be enough to color in this man's point-of-view over-his-knee shot-- but besides sexy shading, think of all the different colors, decorations, little cartoon animals and so forth you could make on her adorable panty seat!

So there you are, lots of fun, concentrated activity that will relieve stress and help you feel happier!

If perchance you'd like to send a photo or scan of your artwork, I'll post it here with credits of your choice!

You can send it dwolfeman 2002 @ yahoo . com, but put all that together. I inserted those spaces to avoid Web Spider Problems.

Enjoy!!

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Peek-A-Boo!

August 12, 2017, 12:11 pm

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A couple of months ago, Erica Scott told me that author Allysa Hart was looking for a Spanking.

Oh, pardon me, I was taking a sip of coffee, I mean. Allysa was looking for a Spanking Cartoonist. Erica kindly recommended me, and put us in touch. It wasn't a spanking touch, although that might be fun.

Anyway, Ally had seen and liked WolfieToons (sure, who doesn't?!) and told me she wanted to create a banner for her book signings. What she had in mind was one of those placards like they have at amusement parks and such places that you can put your face into and pose for a funny picture. I'm sure there's a correct name for those-- Photo Thingummies. Like these:

So, I did some quick and sloppy sketches

and Ally chose the pose she liked best, stipulating that it be sexy but silly (quite in line with my particular predilections), using the "big heads" caricaturists so often use. Here is what we finally did:

Here's the finished banner:

These are pictures Ally took of the set-up at the first book-signing she took the banner to!

Now let's say "The Big Bang Theory's" Amy, actor (I used to say "actress") Mayim Bialik, had attended, got her copy of Ms Hart's book autographed, and then had her picture taken in the banner!

(Everybody chants, "'The Big Bang Theory's" Amy, actor (I used to say 'actress') Mayim Bialik, had attended, got her copy of Ms Hart's book autographed, and then had her picture taken in the banner!")

It would have looked something like this:

Thanks for the commission, Ally! I'm glad it was a hit!

I think we'll do more stuff together! Meanwhile, check out Allysa's page; you'll find some entertaining and arousing literature and perhaps find out that one of her book signings is t an event near you, and put yourself into a WolfieToon!

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Look At It This Way

August 18, 2017, 5:36 am

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"Well, I certainly see your point of view!"

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She Got Spanked In A GIFfy!

August 19, 2017, 10:08 am

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Oh, sorry, I tried too hard in that title.

I suppose I could have titled this, "I GIF to you and you GIF to me," but how many of you know the Cole Porter song "True Love?"

And, "GIF tastes more like fresh peanuts!" makes no sense at all.

Anyway, here are some cute little animations.

I have mixed feelings about seeing my cartoons GIF'ed. First of all, it's usually my quick and sloppy drawings, and the "fill-ins" required to make it move aren't drawn so well, either. But on the other hand, whoever made these liked 'em well enough to invest the work into it, and they are kinda funny!

I was fascinated by the butt wiggle, but Larken said it was a bit too much like Jell-O!

Here's one of my old pencil sketches someone tried to color and animate!

Dave Mire, also known as "Peskinhead" has done some very appealing and funny cartoons, particularly his strip "Cheer Squad!" (Click on them for a better view!)

He also did did some animations a long while back, he says, "for my own stupid amusement," meaning, I suppose, that he chose not to bother with all the details, but they're still cute! Lita Spends a lot of time with a tingly bottom:

It is a a lot of work to animate a "loop" and have it look good. Some have had more practice at it than others.

This 3D art (like the "Poser" program "Overbarrel" Phil uses) is very nicely done, with attention to the "follow-through" details!

Now I know some of you don't really like the "girl-girl" kind of thing, so I'll even it out a little:

There now.

So would you like to see some GIFs with Real people from all over the Web now?

All right, then:

Okay, then. If all that doesn't improve your mood

I did try!

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This Is Our Once-A-Year Day!

September 4, 2017, 12:59 am

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I hope you have things to celebrate this Labor Day Weekend!

Picnics are always fun!

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Once You get Started...

October 7, 2017, 3:54 pm

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Oh, Puh-lease, Pinterest.

October 11, 2017, 11:32 pm

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Hi, Kids! Wicked Wolfie here!

A while back, I put up three boards on Pinterest, just to spread the joy.

One featured a bunch of my WolfieToons, one has WolfieToons with famous cartoon character parodies, and the third board is cartoon spankings done by others from all over the Web.

So I got this note:

(Snicker.)

Well, first of all, scrolling down this blog, you've seen for yourself how horribly explicit my cartoons are! Gasperoonies!!

But, okay, maybe Pinterest is a Vanilla Place where kids play, and one doesn't want them accidentally running into wicked Wolfie work and maybe trying to copy that behavior in the playroom.

So let's have a random-sample look at what is A-OK with the Pinterest People:

"Sons of Anarchy" sex, that's legit.

That's kinky, but maybe not "explicit."

Oops, Bunny Girl Parts! But, that's a cartoon, so maybe it doesn't count.

Well, you can't actually SEE her vagina there.

That's only simulated bondage for selling things, nothing amiss

Hm, more spanking, but these are very cartoony types, Pinerest probably just doesn't want depictions of more realistic-looking couples. Oh, wait.

And this here's just rowdy college hijinks, nothing to worry about!

It's not like it's a corruption of wholesome Disney-type images or anything.

Hey, look, Someone's passing around a WolfieToon with the Wolfie Name taken off! Tsk. That's a spankable offense if I ever saw one.

By the way, it really looks like this:

And the point of that is, there are already cartoons shared from my deleted board flying all over Pinterest! Like these:

And a lot more!

And, as I mentioned, THIS CARTOON CHARACTERS SPANKING BOARD and THIS SPANKING CARTOON COLLECTION are both still up and thriving.

So, look: It's your house, Pinterest People, you can set whatever rules you want, and it doesn't bother me in the least. But let us be consistent and fair, across the Pinterest Boards.

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